Jacob Allred

So it has been forever since I’ve posted anything, but I’m finally going to take the time to make a huge update on the life of Jacob:

So a month or two ago, I decided to move to Florida. My grandma owns a self-storage facility down there, and I was going to manage it for her and also work my online businesses at the same time. Everything was all planned out and was going to be great!

But the week I wanted to move was General Conference, so I moved it back a week.

But then I realized the new day I chose to move was Easter, so I moved it back a week.

And then I crashed my Jeep, so I moved it back (again) a week.

At this point I sort of figured out that God wasn’t wanting me to go to Florida. But my bags were packed and I was ready to go. I had to go SOMEWHERE. So I took the job offered by the company I’m working for to move to Norfolk, VA.

So that’s where things are. Sometime this week I’ll be moving to Norfolk. I still need a car. And an apartment. And a woman. (That last one isn’t quite as high of a priority as the first two.)

In other news, Sarah is coming home! Hurray! She’s been overseas for a while, so it is exciting to have her back in the states. And Leslie found me on MySpace! Haven’t heard from Leslie in bloody forever (years). Wonder how she’s doing?

Anyways, that’s it. Gotta get ready for church.