Officer Toad Man

So today I took Becca to this weird indus­trial park thing down the street from where I live, because I saw it yes­ter­day and it had some neat look­ing stuff and we were over that way and had time.

Any­ways, right as we are pulling up this toad man secu­rity guard was walk­ing out and get­ting to his car. We ignored him and took some pic­tures of the place, and then drove around the side to look at some odd half fork truck things with cylin­dri­cal horn things. So here we are look­ing at these weird vehi­cles when Offi­cer Toady rolls up in his smok­ing hot 1986 vehi­cle. So we flip a U and drive off.

How­ever, we still had some time so we decided to jok­ingly wait for the secu­rity guard and act like we are head­ing back to the indus­trial park place. So right as we pull up to turn back on to the street, the secu­rity guard dri­ves by. He was not very pleased with our deci­sion. He honked his horn, held out his arm in a pit­ful attempt to stop us, and tried to block our way with his car.

We smiled, waved, and bolted in the oppo­site direction.

Moral of the story: Be care­ful around toads cause I hear they can give you warts.